Can’t Manage Your Way Out Of A Paper Bag

They had to give you a job when you came back from maternity leave, even if it meant you weren’t really going to work anyway.

‘Open’ Boss

Because you’re a crazy jealous b*tch who sleeps with customers, lies, cheats, then gets the only two people in the store who know what they’re doing moved to a different location because you knew they were close to exposing you for what you are; the worst boss in existence.

Jeans? Really?

The girls you liked wore denim and leggings into work (which is against the dress code) and it was okay. I wore a blue pair of slacks and you sent me home because they “looked too much like jeans.”

You Are Bat Sh*t Crazy

You fired the guy I was seeing, but wanted to keep me on. If we had no customers, we didn’t get paid for that day. I worked 6 am to 8pm, and got $45/week (with no breaks). A co-worker worked 4:30 to 8pm and still got $75/week. I had to be there 7 days a week, but everyone else can get a day off.

Total Douche

Because you called me fat,dirty and stupid, and told me customers wouldn’t want me to serve them because I’m fat and have tattoos, but when I pointed out that some racist customers wouldn’t want you to serve them, but that doesn’t mean we should accommodate them, you told me I was out of line.

I’m suing your asses!!

After I came back from taking short term disability for a depressive illness of which you were aware, I asked why I was given a desk job instead of being in the sales field. You said, “We don’t want you to flake out on a customer”. Not only was that discriminatory, but illegal under FMLA laws, ass!!

Photoshop 101

You shouldn’t claim you are a photoshop GURU if you haven’t used photoshop since they came out with the healing brush… You should also not change your opinion as often as you breathe…

Who says making candy is a happy job?

I never spoke to you, yet you wanted me fired from the day I transferred in. I, a temp, trained your workers to do their jobs while doing my own. I was told to work harder and was reprimanded for my troubles. I see why your kids and the department hate you. Don’t reward stupidity, you dunce.

And you’re a B*tch

For firing me after a “two week trial”, telling me I might be needed at another store [bs] and mailing me a check for the remainder of my pay, that bounced.

Are you serious?

I worked so hard to do everything you wanted i ended up underweight and had to eat 6 FULL MEALS A DAY to compensate while the other employees wanted me to help them with their jobs but wouldn’t help with mine, and when one of them harrassed me and another employee and YOU WOULDN’T DO ANYTHING. F you.