We’re in an industrial park in the middle of nowhere because you’re too cheap to buy decent office space, and if I have to eat at Applebee’s one goddamn more time I’m going to f’n freak out.

Sending me to such a remote part of the state that there is NO cell service for a job which requires me to communicate via cell phone. Then telling me to “figure something out”… I figured I’d quit

Maybe we shouldn’t tell people our office is “in the heart of the city” when it’s actually “on the outskirts of the city next to the projects.”

I haven’t left yet but I swear to holy god if the coffee machine stops working ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME.